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Losers

los·​er | \ ˈlü-zər \

Definition of losers

1: a person or thing that loses consistently:

The bands and attendees of Loserpalooza had a reputation for being gigantic losers.

If you are reading this, then I like you and no doubt you like me, are a loser. But just because we can’t hold down jobs, only last mere months in relationships and still live in our parents garages - we shouldn’t be so hard on ourselves. We’re just losers is all…

So welcome to Loserpalooza 2021, New Zealands biggest loser convention. Featuring: 25 loser bands, over 12 loser hours, on two loser stages, at one loser venue.

Unlike our more “successful” counterparts - the winners… We aren’t in a constant competition to be the best. Lying and cheating our way to the top, stepping over and sometimes standing on those less fortunate.

No, losers stick together. We know our place and it is pointless to compete. No-one or thing is better than us, not because we perceive ourselves to be the best but because everyone and everything is equally shit. But sometimes we forget this and the pressure to do or be better gets us down. It shouldn’t, we need to remind ourselves and our fellow losers that we aren’t alone - we are all, losing at life…together. And together we can help each other to be better within ourselves and in turn help our wider society of plebs, freaks, duds, flops, deadbeats, wasters, failures to be happier within themselves.

August 21st, 12pm -12am at Totara Street. Loserpalooza 2022:

All proceeds going to Lifeline Aotearoa to aid in their important efforts to prevent and decrease suicide in New Zealand.

Eddie and the Dreamers

Polaroids of Polar Bears

Dartz

Bloodbags

Arsehuffer

YdoubleR

Dykeslut

Lizard Prom

Stress Ghetto

Hemordroid

Hoick

Diehards of Deep Dish

DAHTM

Dateless

Verdant Exudate

POP OD

Cootie Cuties

Two Skinner

TOOMS

Stunt Clown

Tactical Chunny

Deadman6

Yer Maw’s 5g Meatsuit

Flabberbastard

badjuju

$40 entry [or koha if you are struggling and cannot afford the ticketed price]. Door sales only.

Poster by Ed and Wilco Gains. Thank you.

For Anna, and all those lost before their time.

DOORS 12PM - R18